About

Glizzy Store sells one thing: a small ceramic hot dog, roughly an inch and a half long. Each one is hand made, so each one is slightly different from the last. The clay is mined in the United States, and the crafting, firing and packing all happen in Vinton, Virginia.

It is a ceramic object

This is not food. It is fired ceramic: a keepsake built to outlast any meat-based frankfurter by a considerable margin. It is small enough to put in a pocket without anyone nearby being any the wiser.

What it is not

Not for kids. Not a food product, and nothing here is edible or should be treated as though it were. What is in the shop is what there is. Orders ship within the United States only. The store offers no international delivery.

Who makes it

Made and packed in Vinton, Virginia. This site is written by Adam Crigger. The shop runs on Shopify, and checkout happens on shop.vinton.land. That is the same store under a different name, and the privacy page has what it means for your details.

Elsewhere

The glizzy itself has the current price and whether it is in stock. The credits are in the colophon, and the contact page reaches a person.

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