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Old Vinton Glizzys are ceramic keepsakes built to last eons longer than any meat-based frankfurters. They're conveniently small enough to pocket a handful without nearby strangers being any the wiser.
Hand-built, fired, and stored in Vinton, VA, until they're called to their forever homes. Glizzys are the perfect gift for the person who has everything (or nothing at all).
Mud is sourced from the United States, somewhere
All of the materials in our clay are mined in the USA. We don't know exactly which holes in the ground. Could be kaolin from the Georgia belt, ball clay out of West Tennessee, talc from Montana.
Hot Dog is hand-crafted in Vinton
A skilled artisan with limited pottery experience builds each one-of-a-kind piece in the incomparably conceptive Vintonland atmosphere.
Wiener is roasted
Our soft and squishy friend is hardened by the harsh cruelty of existence, fired in an 1,828°F kiln (cone 06), and cooled with the sweetest Virginia breeze.
Tube is tucked in
Each tired dawg is wrapped in a paper bun, individually packed into a cozy, recyclable cardboard box, and sent on its way to your home.
Ode is added
We add your personal note as a blanket for your cold clay hog-dart, if you care. Up to 100 characters of plaintext. Nothing unbecoming.
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